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Bill Maher Tells Disgusting Sodomy Joke About Marcus Bachmann

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It's been months since Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) dropped out of the presidential race, but Bill Maher just can't stop making gay jokes about her husband.

On HBO's Real Time Friday, the host once again made a wisecrack abot Marcus involving sodomy (video follows with transcript and commentary):

BILL MAHER: New Rule, if you order the new Pizza Hut pizza with the hot dog-stuffed crust, you have to pay more for healthcare. And stop acting like this is a new idea. For years, Marcus Bachmann has been telling the delivery guy, “I’d like a weiner in my rim.”

At least when Maher made such a joke about Bachmann in October, the audience booed.

This time they ate it up like the finest caviar, as did Maher who couldn't control his own laughter.

Makes you wonder what Freud would say about a man fixated on gay jokes.


#1 Noel, I'm not a Freudian psychoanalyst, but as a psychiatrist...

I would say that gives Maher a healthy case of sexual insecurity, definitely about women and more than likely about men as well. It is quite the liberal trait to immediately say that a conservative man is gay or in denial about it. Using the psychobabble about "denial" is one way to project their own self-loathing and distorted sexual self-image onto other men.

I'll let one of my Freudian professional colleagues in psychiatry have their say over the classic personality theory part of Bill's problems.

#2 Disgusting Jail House Jokes

Maher doesn't even qualify to be a comedian after this , no professional comedian would ever laugh at his own jokes no matter how funny they are supposed to be ..His body language (80% of Comm) says that he's having a great time with himself at the expense of another private citizen, but his head dip and head holding says that he even he knows that what he said and did with this lousy joke is impossible for any real comic to allow themselves to do and still maintain a comedic potential. He's not funny because his jokes are moronic , and he can't hold his own water on his own lousy jokes

#3 Hey, Axelgrease

Do you still really really want to keep that $1,000,000 that badly.

#4 Bill Maher

Bill M. is just more of the far right wing anti anything good in America. Does the Pres. want his $$$$. YES he does, anything he can get to further his agenda of turning or fundamentally changing our country to a European statist nanny state. If you don't know what this is, look at Greece. Those countries are the result of this failed society. TAX SPEND = Bancruptcy. This Pres wants the gov to be the answer to everything. Ronald Reagan said it all...the government is not the answer, IT IS THE PROBLEM. It is too BIG. Vote this November to stop this destruction of our country while we can. Befoe it is too late.

#5 I thought gay jokes were a

I thought gay jokes were a hate crime.
But since they aren't.
Did'ja hear the one about Maher, Obama and a pair of kneepads?

Americans keeping their own earnings is a Civil Right! Demand your Civil Rights!

#6 Maher

should go back to the sewer's where he came from.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” – Marcus Aurelius

#7 Can you imagine if Greg Gutfeld

This joke about a gay politician, let alone that politicians spouse? The cries of homophobia and boycotts would run through the media for weeks! The next crime committed on a gay person would be blamed upon Gutfeld and the entire Conservative movement.

But when Mahr does it, it's funny, even though it's the humor of a 12 year old boy.

Proud member of the 53%!

#8 Hate speech

You forgot, it is OK for the Libs. Only conservatives are held to this standard

#9 Face-melting hypocrisy.

The fact that President Obama glibly takes this man's money (and you know he would be throwing zingers if a Republican candidate did the same) says more about him and his phony "civility" preaching than anything else.

Until he gives Maher's money back, he needs to just shut up about it.

Liberals are twice as good as the rest of us; they not only have standards, they have double standards.

#10 Reality Check

The joke is funny, get over it.

What's not funny is the target or the double standard that had a Conservative told the same joke about a "Gay" Democrat of Leftist the screams of self-righteous indignation and calls for Holder to get involved would be deafening.

Maher is just a douche that found someone who would pay him for it. Start cancelling your HBO subscriptions and blame him and maybe the network will start listening.

Oh, and why hasn't Bachmann sued him for Libel or Slander yet, especially if he isn't "gay"?

#11 The joke has 12 year old boys everywhere laughing their @$$es


He probably doesn't sue Mahr because then Mahr gets more publicity. What does a man have to do to prove he's straight anyway?

Proud member of the 53%!

#12 The joke is not funny

YOU get over it.

If you're not getting flak, you're not over the target.

#13 The joke is "funny" because

The joke is "funny" because it's about a conservative. If it were a similar "joke" about a liberal, it would be "hate speech."

#14 "The joke is funny, get over it."

No Z, actually it ISN'T funny.

#15 Really?

You think it's funny? Ask the Bachmann's children and foster children how funny THEY think it is. What in the hell is wrong with us today, that we can sexually degrade people publicly and then howl like crazed hyenas at the spectacle. Disgusting.

#16 At best its just a dumb sex

At best its just a dumb sex joke, most of which really aren't funny except to people who have too much sex on their minds. Might as well watch Pauly Shore.

But its also comedy stepping over the line of just making jokes and becoming a form of bullying.

#17 Bill Maher, prominent

Bill Maher, prominent financial supporter of all that is Obama, and the face of his re-election campaign. Perfect.

"This is not your mother's Democratic Party"--Andrew Breitbart, CPAC, February 2012

#18 Maher and insecurity?

Maher is a sexually insecure person, he might even have Homosexual Tendencies. He seems to be obsessed with the possibility of someone else with the same social dysfunction. Also he continually refers to women using sexual meta fores which exposes his inefficiencies in a male/female relationship both sexually and emotionally.


#19 I propose that henceforth,

I propose that henceforth, every time Maher is mentioned, the descriptive be

Bill Maher, from whom President Obama has accepted a $1 million donation....

#20 Very good,

But may I suggest we use: Pig Maher from whom President Obama has accepted a $1 million donation...

Seek Truth, Defend Liberty

#21 Just enjoy the meltdown.

The disgustocrats are flaming (no pun intended) out. Let them keep it up and we just keep hoisting their excretions up high enough that even the most brainwashed sheeple will smell it.

Keep it coming billy. The more proof of who and what you and YOUR KIND are is getting outed and that's great.


#22 Maher is not-so-secretly gay, apparently!

He seems fixated on Republican men who must have a "hidden gay agenda", because why else would they have turned to the "dark side" and become-gasp-conservatives! Reminds me of that lousy Scandal show I read about last week, and skimmed through, that had a prominant young war hero, political candidate-of course, Republican-who was a noted gay basher, but a secret video found showed him kissing a guy, so he admitted he was gay, and came out in a press conference, ala Jim McGreevy-OY, what a mess!

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. BEN FRANKLIN

#23 maher and kathi griffin

are the 2 most disgusting, vulgar and unfunny "comedians" around. wish they would shut up and go away.


#24 Without Sodomy...

...How would Maher have ever been born?

#25 And speaking of assh0|es

DSW had a makeover.

Ooof. Some segues are better left unsaid. Please excuse, it's still early.

#26 Now if she could just get two matching eyes.

And maybe add some eyebrows.

#27 SoL?

If only one could be her as a child, which would it be?

#28 LOL, BK...

The one on the right, if she had an affair with Carville, which I HAVE heard rumors about...


And it's to early to start drinking to erase that image from my brain....

Proud member of the 53%!

#30 I'm not a cosmetic surgeon, but as a doc I can see she had

1) collagen around her lips to smooth out the age lines - notice the disappearing dimples

2) botulinum toxin around the "crow's feet" of her eyes

3) a very badly done nose job at some point

4) must be spackling or that instant drywall mud they are using to cover everything else

#31 Department of Redundancy Department

Isn't combining "disgusting" and "Maher" in a sentence rather redundant?

My offer still stands, Mr. Maher: an empty room with a single door - "humor" me.

#32 Better Yet -

I'd just like to spend 40 seconds in a phone booth with this a$$hole. My back against the door, Ambulance waiting outside.

#33 Warning!

Bill Maher is your brain on drugs. You are what you smoke. A dope.

To more fully comprehend the Left, one must read “Leftism As Psychopathy” by John Ray, M.A., Ph.D. Caution, it might scare you a little bit.

#34 HBO

HBO is the dumpster of TV land. Maher lives in that dumpster.

#35 Maher and Bachman sodomy joke

Maher has no material. He has to fish for ideas that appeal to the less cultivated and the ignorant who like Burlesque humor.

His audience is made up of mutants and rejects.

Steve Cakouros

#36 Maher

Bill Maher Constantly derides women as sluts and whores, which tells me he doesn't like women, and he constantly tells homosexual jokes which tells me he likes men because he talks about men having sex with other men. Pretty self explanatory here. Bill Maher is a homosexual, plain and simple. He also seems to have a man crush on Marcus Bachman. Here's a wake up call Maher... Marcus Bachman's heterosexual with a gorgeous wife. You'll never get to take it in the end from him. I suppose you can still fantasize about him all you want to though.....

#37 Come on ...

Everybody knows that Maher is a putz.

"Occasionally, and randomly, problems and solutions collide. The probability of collisions decreases geometrically as the size of the committee created to force these collisions increases."

#38 How does this pass in a civilized society, esp family members

Of elected congressmen? Yet, this guy still hasnt been forced to retract his Obama donation....
Where is the media?
Many things have fascinated me this year, but none more than the Maher phenomenon:
School bullying has been big in our area this year (actually, Bachmann's district), especially
allegedly directed at gay students. Yet, on message boards, the biggest anti-bullying activists
were huge Maher fans.?????? It is some form of cognitive dissonance, but how this guy can
be embraced as a large donor defies logic. And shows why America is a country in decline.

#39 huh?

I don't know if its my age or IQ but I don't understand what the joke is supposed to be.. wiener in his rim? This is what passes for 'comedy' or insightful political analysis these days? I think America would do itself a huge favor if it unplugged from idiots like this one and let him have to go out and earn a real living. Its mind boggling that a clown like this guy can write a check for a million dollars while real men struggle under the tax burden.

#40 ➚Terry Jacks &The Poppy Family?

We had joy, we had fun, we had wieners in our buns.

#41 Bill Maher

Hire PeeWee Herman to wash The brat's mouth out with soap.

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