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Brian Williams Gushes Over Shirtless Obama Vacation Photos

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On Wednesday's NBC Nightly News, anchor Brian Williams took some time out from reporting the news of the day in order to fawn over President Obama's shirtless athletics on a beach in Hawaii, proclaiming: "...the photos that leaked from the President's vacation that may reverberate with middle aged men everywhere."  

As still shots of Obama in his bathing suit appeared on screen, Williams announced: "The photos that come out today may make it tougher for men of a certain age who go to the beach for summer vacation this year because a lot of guys are now going to be expected to dive for every football that comes remotely close to them. This is the 50-year-old President of the United States on New Year's Day in what appears to be a hardcore beach football game."

The sycophantic fluff was reminiscent of media adulation over similar Hawaii vacation photos of then-President-elect Obama in December of 2008. At that time, Today co-host Matt Lauer declared: "And fit to serve, Barack Obama photographed shirtless in Hawaii and a lot of women are giving him the presidential seal of approval."

More recently, in an interview with outgoing presidential assistant Reggie Love on Rock Center, Williams praised the Obama family: "...like a retro almost 1950s American family, that there's a – kind of a wholesomeness about them. They play board games, they play on the floor of the living room with the dog, they're not – the girls aren't allowed a lot of TV and social media."

Here is a transcript of Williams' January 4 item on the Obama vacation photos:

7:18PM ET TEASE:

BRIAN WILLIAMS: Up next here tonight, the photos that leaked from the President's vacation that may reverberate with middle aged men everywhere.

7:22PM ET SEGMENT:

WILLIAMS: The photos that come out today may make it tougher for men of a certain age who go to the beach for summer vacation this year because a lot of guys are now going to be expected to dive for every football that comes remotely close to them. This is the 50-year-old President of the United States on New Year's Day in what appears to be a hardcore beach football game. Somebody snapped these pictures even though the President was on the grounds of a protected U.S. Marine base on Oahu during the First Family's ten-day vacation.

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#1 Next story from Williams

President Obama shoots eleven holes in one in same round. EEEEE, He's so dreamy!

#2 yet more fellatio from the

yet more fellatio from the Media....

NICE

#3 Brian would like to be

Brian would like to be Obama's boy toy replacement.

 

"DumbAssity of Dope"

#4 I'm tellin' ya - this guy

I'm tellin' ya - this guy Bri-Bri, along with Matt Lower, the Leghumper, and others............are gayer than the Jack of Hearts for Boy Barry............they've got the kneepads, the bow-down, the slobbering slurping fawning frothing suck-ups............the whole deal.
These guys give the gay community a bad name!!! And I wonder if Mr. Universe throws the football as wimpy as he throws a baseball.

Better blatent than latent, I guess.......................

#6 Killa, been reading you for a

Killa, been reading you for a while. Your use of periods makes no sense. I understand you're trying to be your own guy, but it's pretty weird. What are those long lines of periods supposed to mean? Should I pause for eight counts between your thoughts? Or are you just trying to seem interesting? I don't get it.

#7 Yes, you should pause

then close the browser window

Seek Truth, Defend Liberty

#8 Well, PaleHorse........it's

Well, PaleHorse........it's just a reflection of how my little peabrain works, and how I speak, I guess. Believe it or not, I'm a really fast typer, and my finger just seems to hit the period key when I"m taking a little breath, or something like that. I don't know - it's nothing that I strive to do - I was doing it before I came acroos this website. I've taken a little heat for it before - especially in the beginning.........but most people just figured out that was my style, or something like that.

I see all sorts of styles here on NB, so I don't think I'm some kind of oddball..............I'm more interested in what goes on in people's minds than how they type.

I don't think there's anything to 'get'................as I like to say - take it or leave it, but you'd better believe it - I'm a 'live and let live' kind of guy. If I started thinking about the way I type, it would probably screw me up!!!

#9 Well Killa, thanks for the

Well Killa, thanks for the answer. I was just curious because I generally find you entertaining but your liberal use of periods makes your posts hard to read. Bordering on insufferable. Which is a shame because you often make great points. Sorry for the criticism of the style. If it works for you have at it, but I would wager a guess that you miss out on a lot of readers because of it.

#10 Ahhhhhhhhh, no worry, beef

Ahhhhhhhhh, no worry, beef curry - as we say here in Hawaii..........and you might be the first person to ever use 'killa' and 'liberal' in the same sentence!!! hahahahahaha!!!

I won't lose any sleep about your 'criticism'.......I"m not a small minded guy. If it is 'insufferable' reading my posts - there's not much I can do about it - you DON'T have to 'read' the periods!!! Hahahahahaha!!!

Hey, you know..............I'm just some country bumpkin, blue collar worker, surfer/musician guy - out here in nowheresville, in the middle of the Pacific.........I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out of touch with what is going on in the 'real' world - but I like to pretend that I am up-to-speed with current events, you know???

I really like the NB site, because there is a wide variety of personalities and information and opinions here - regardless of what the occasional whacked-out troll might think - and I've learned a lot of things here that I would NEVER have known if I was just some 'sound-bite' moron who actually BELIEVED the State-Run Media.

I have to give credit to my late, great Father - who was a career Army officer, a conservative, an ethical and straight-forward man, and also a great guy who was really smart - although he would never admit to it!!! He was one of those types of people who believed in the American way, and the American dream............but he also knew that the Federal Government was NOT to be trusted, regardless of WHO was in power!!! And he didn't believe, or trust, the MSM - even back then - and I remember that he use to listen to the ORIGINAL 'Rush LImbaugh' - a guy name Joe Rose. (Can anybody back me up on this???) And, yes, he WAS a 'Republican', but he probably knew a hell of a lot more than he let on...........but for some reason, it rubbed off on me - even though I was a rebel/surfer/rock'n'roll/girl chasing irresponsible meathead!!! I do think that he admired my desire to live life on my own terms - even though it was a hard road to hoe.

#11 killa---

the Ashen Equine is Hank Mud lite.

The horse's patoot  comes across as patronizing even when trying to be polite.

MD

"The credibility of the story is undermined by the selection of sources." - (h/t Jer)

#12 'Patronizing' is a pretty

'Patronizing' is a pretty good word here, MD..............I kind of picked up on that. But it ain't no thang - I'll get over it somehow.

#13 I often use

extended periods when typing..........because all you need to do is hold down the key. Yesssssssssss I know it works with other keys, but they just don't look as good as the simple period........

President Obama IS a homosexual. I read that on the cover of a news magazine.

#14 Since this POS

of a president NEVER works and plays 90 freakin rounds of golf in ONE year(more than Tiger Woods did last year), he's just like the Hollywood elite!!! The only job they have is to stay in shape for the next "acting" gig.....same with this douche-bag.
Btw, SMOKING keeps one slim and trim too..............just sayin'

g

"Eventually, Socialists run out of other peoples' money...." MARGARET THATCHER

#15 "Gushes"

is an interesting choice of words.

#16 Don't reverberate too much, Brian,

or you may start to grow hair on your palms.

#17 What I want to know is

what was gushing and from where?

hbnolikeee

#18 Brian Williams gushes.

That's about it, but it's sickening.

#19 Whoo

Take a cold shower, Brian. Take a cold shower.

#20 Ooh! What a "HUNK"!

... but a hunk of WHAT??

#21 Ich!

BHO is an ectomorph.

#22 What does that mean,

What does that mean, ninjie-poo??? Is it some technical term for 'fag'???

#23 Body Types

Body types fall into three basic categories: Ectomorphic, which is slender with limited muscle mass; mesomorphic, which includes "average" and athletic; and endomorphic, which is a rounded shape with the tendency to get fat.

#24 Cool , miss

I thought it was the 'slime' that the ghosts left behind in Ghostbusters. Kinda the same though, I guess.

Note to Brian Weakknees, if Obama truly was running and catching like a champ, I would suggest that most men at 50 have actually worked throughout their lives and have acquired aches & pains, injuries, scar tissue, etc. Obama has the luxury of having never had a callous.

#25 ⇒ Ectoplasm?

See also Brian Williams' blue dress.

He that lives upon HOPE will die fasting - Ben Franklin

#26 Oh,man!

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

#27 Uncalloused

Excellent point, ant! BHO hasn't had to endure the usual "wear and tear" that most of us have experienced. And he has plenty of time to shoot hoops or play golf, after which I'm willing to bet he can also get a professional massage to prevent those aches and pains.

And FYI, the suffix "morph" means "shape," or "form." That's where the term "morphed" comes from. Which I didn't understand until I took a class in Medical Terminology.

#28 Well, Barry DID say that he

Well, Barry DID say that he 'missed Reggie' LUUUUUUVVVVVVVVV..........so maybe the massage was part of his 'job classification'. And I'm trying to figure out wny the 'body man' would quit BEFORE the Hawaii vacation??? You would've thought that he'd at least get over here for some sun, fun, Won Ton, golf, basketball, beach football, massage, other extra-curricular activities, and best of all - NO interest or involvement with the 'real' world!!! Did we hear anything about anything when Boy Barry was in Hawaii??? I still haven't heard one word about L'il Kim's death, or North Korea, or Iran, or the rest of the middle east, or just about anything else................other then the insidious and stealth continuation of setting up a dictatorship and stealing of our rights and freedoms.

#29 Slim ... as in "Slim Disease" which is

the term used for Africans who have contracted aids. But there I go promoting HOPE ... again. I think Brian has a similar build!

Bodini

#30 Hands?

Were both of Brian's hands visible during this gushing "news" segment?

#31 Probably not.

I believe the polite term for BriWi's "pocket pool" is onanism.

#32 Leaked?

please. This is the most staged administration that ever was, including that of North Korea.

Proud member of the 53%!

#33 But when Bush chainsawed wood

But when Bush chainsawed wood at the ranch, he was derided as a cowboy posing for pictures.
Williams and the media castrati are so ghey.

#34 big effing deal..excuse my French

i run a small biz....do lots of charity work...have broken my back twice..my neck once and about 35 other bones in my life..survived leukemia and at 60 I play rugby and ice hockey....

though i admit the rugby is masters over 50 ..the ice hockey is full checking...

I am 5 9" 170 32w i was 160 upon exiting the Rhodesian Army 32 years ago. !!!

Screw Obama...

Paarl of Rhodesia

paarl

#35 Jeea, Paarl........you're

Jeez, Paarl........you're kind of a wreck!!! How did this happen?? Rugby?? Hockey?? 35 bones??? Hell, I don't think I HAVE 35 bones in my body!!!

But I get your drift..........Boy Barry is a chain-smoker, and he's a thin guy (he says he might be 'skinny', but he's tough - I'd like to find out first-hand), and he doesn't do any 'real' work, other than flap his purple lips and answer to his handlers and backers.
So why shouldn't he be looking half-way 'fit'??? It's a good thing that Mooooooooooooooochelle isn't out there on the beach in a thong bikini!!! It would have to be made from a hammock!!!

I'm 64 (jeeeeeeeeeez!!! REALLY!!!), and I'm 6'3", and 200 pounds.............but I'm a dumb-ass blue-collar worker, and I like to surf as much as possible, and I'm pretty much a vegetarian.........and, aside from the black cherry/vodka drinks, I take pretty good care of myself.

So, you're right.............yeah..............Barry is a LOT younger than you or me!!! I'll challenge that little wimp-assed faggot to ANY subject that he wants to engage in - including being able to speak WITHOUT a damn teleprompter!!! I can throw better than him, I can surf better than him, and I'll ride a damn MEN'S bike - without a helmet - and look more manly than he'll EVER look in his whole pathetic life!!!

What a flaming faggot this poser-in-chief is..........................

#36 Wimp In Mom Jeans

Which reminds why I still yell "Shut up you fucking faggot" every time I hear his voice on the radio! And I can throw a baseball better than he can, too! I can probably also dunk a basketball better as well! And I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those mom jeans he wore when he was trying to look so athletic!

#37 Now settle down, Ms.

Now settle down, Ms. Poo.......or Killa is going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.......and maybe give you a spanking too!!

And, yeah............those jeans were pathetic - I've gotta believe that even the homeboys were cracking up!!!

#38 Tough Call....

Certainly not there is anything wrong, peculiar or very odd about it, but which is more gay - Barry or Brian?

#39 Make me F-ing puke

The wimpy nerd Obama throwing a football??? F-ing fruitboy throws like a girl. we saw that at the White Sox game.

"If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth." - Rush Limbaugh

#40 Williams is an embarrassment

Brian Williams needs to remove his lips from Obama's crotch, get up off his knees and start acting like a newsman or NBC risks no longer looking like a legitimate news source....too late!!!!!!.

#41 The gusher strikes again

Brian bendover is at it again! He gives the word "Pimp" a new meaning. These people are so in love it is painful......and to quote one of them (Williams?) "Are you questioning my journalistic ethics?" You'll have to excuse Brian-baby for a minute......that brown color on his nose needs wiping off.

Does any thinking person in this country believe that ANY Republican can defeat the two-pronged attack of the current occupant of the White House and the state run media? Who? Romney the Squishy? Crazy Ron? Nerdy Newt? Santorum - who lost by 17 points to Bob Casey who is the most boring person in the country? Huntsman-the democratic stealth candidate? Cowboy Rick?

We are in DEEP trouble!

#42 His "first pitch" at the All-Star game...

...was so bad, the adoring media won't let it see the light of day. The pic of BO on the bike makes me cringe, its so...cringe-inducing. But, that is one nice looking watch his receiver is wearing while playing football in the ocean! Hope he doesn't fall!!! And the pass rusher wore long pants to the beach in Hawaii?? Those are some mighty water-resistant pants.

#43 Lemme tell ya something,

Lemme tell ya something, PJ...........I've been on that beach - my son and grandson and Mother live on that side of the island. It is hot, humid,and sunny..............so if that dope is wearing long pants, he's a fool!!! And I'll tell ya something else - because I've visited my son when Boy Barry is in town.....................it's a friggin' nightmare!!! I can guaran-damn-tee you that the whole section of beach was 'off limits' to anybody and everybody when this was happening!!! And I'm sure that the neighbors - and not just SOME of them - aren't real happy about Boy Barry and the Moooooooooooooooooch's Royal Family vacations - and neither are a lot of residents of Kailua.

#44 Is this the news or "Entertainment Tonight"?

The worshipping of perhaps the worst man to ever occupy the Oval Office has reached a nauseating new low. Brian Williams was this all-tough "journalist" when it came to anything Mr. Bush did; he could be brutal at times.

However, when it comes to Ears and his corrupt crew, he and his NBC colleagues sink to the level of "Entertainment Tonight" "reporters". They are little more than star-struck teenagers, drooling over anything this man does. The other nutworks aren't far behind in the slobber department, but NBC/MSDNC is the worst. How does anyone watch this nutwork with a straight face?

#45 Guess Rolex's are water proof

Cuase Obama, and Blue shirt still have em on. But I guess when the American people pay for it, they got more where they came from?

Seek Truth, Defend Liberty

#46 Williams

I'm surprised Obama doesn't make Williams the WH spokesman. Brian has a deep man-crush on Obama that knows no bounds.

#47 What do we expect,

the msm has become O's beard.

KansasGirl

#48 Seen

I have seen and also know 50 yr. old men who look 100 times better then Barry on the beach and also play football 100 times better. Brian, I believe has lost all credibility. Wonder what will happen to him when the guy he bows to, is complete history. I am rather old and naive but, is williams gay??

#49 I wonder

what a camera under the desk would have shown while Brian Williams was gushing over obama's beach body?

Bob K

#50 ⇒ Bob

What Ed Schultz does on his coffee breaks is his own business.

He that lives upon HOPE will die fasting - Ben Franklin

#51 You can be sure

it ain't R.Maddow.

#52 With all the bowing O does,

With all the bowing O does, I'd expect more ab definition.

#53 definitely more use of

definitely more use of petroleum jelly.

#54 Football

Obama Topless? "HARDCORE" Football? Wow. Sounds to me like Brian Williams had a Stiff Richard in his pants while broadcasting this pap.

BTW, I would pay good $$$ to see this president get sacked by Clay Matthews.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets". - Robert DeNiro, Taxi Driver (1976).

#55 Bias?

If he were a conservative Republican they would have had a special report hosted by Larry Sinclair.

ICABOD

#56 I thought he was auditioning

I thought he was auditioning for Hawaiian Tropic.

#57 Oh, for the love of all that is good.

When are these media morons going to stop with the execrable homo-erotica?

Haven't they yet realized how many people are laughing at them?

For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.  As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.

Ian Anderson "Wind up"

#58 They

are so into their bias and bashing, and trying to prove how elite and arrogant they are that the laughter and jokes toward them is denied. They spend hours looking for dirt and comparing notes with one-another as who can come up with the best lie and when they get on the air, they all repeat the same lies using a few different words. People who are this arrogant have no clue at the laughter towards them. It's called delusion

#59 OK...............I worked, I

OK...............I worked, I surfed, I came home, I showered, I fed my stupid cats. and now I can have a black cherry/vodka and see what's happening. And I'm 'juxtaposing' (my fifty cent word of the week) the fact that Bri-Bri is 'gushing', and that he is talking about a 'hardcore' football game...............

Does anyone else here catch onto the innuendo and undercurrent of craven salaciousness that is going on????

#60 ⇒ Be sensitive, killa

You were supposed to finish with "not that there's anything wrong with that"

He that lives upon HOPE will die fasting - Ben Franklin

#61 You're right, Cool.......but

You're right, Cool.......but I"m about as sensative as Attilla the Hun - with dweebs, dorks, queebies, twerps, posers, and girlie-men who try to be something else!!! But I DO know how to be sensatvie with women.............

#62 Brian Williams has an

Brian Williams has an especially "wide stance" after he visits the White House. It's disgusting to even watch NBC anymore. Pathetic journalism.

#63 Brian

Brian and Obama need to get a room.

#64 "Brian Williams Gushes Over

"Brian Williams Gushes Over Shirtless Obama Vacation Photos" What an appropriate headline. I'm sure Brian "gushed" all over himself while having a throbbing boner when reporting this story.

#65 C'mon, you guys

You're being too hard on Brian.(Well, maybe I should use another word.)

Imagine what the report would have sounded like if Harry Smith told us about the shirtless president kicking sand in the face of his football opponents. Then you would have needed to take a shower in the hazmat unit.

#66 Photoshop Wiliams and Obama kissing?

Those recent ads with Obama kissing Chavez ( or whoever) should be redone with Williams and EVERY anchor kissing Obamas----- a$$. Would make great viral email dontchathink?
Can anyone do it?

 "A lot of briefing for a 2 hr. special with Dan Rather. Saw the show & wonder why we bothered".             Ronald Reagan                                                           

#67 Anyone remember Idi Amin.

And that basketball game he was playing 'against' other members of his entourage? This is the same kind of reporting. Brian Williams, good God man! Get a pair!

#68 smlgov, that's disgusting; please remove your comment.

so that the admins don't have to do it for you.
This isn't the site you apparently think it is.

#69 MB, lets not pick on just one poster*

After reading this thread, the admins should just delete the entire comment section.  

And yes, the NB police has typed once again.  

#70 Ahhhhhhhh, c'mon, Ms. Cajun -

Ahhhhhhhh, c'mon, Ms. Cajun - a lot of posts are clever and entertaining - and are only responding to the ludicrous comments that Bri-Bri Williams said. It's kind of like a straight, medium speed, batting practice fastball - you've GOT to hit it hard.

Personally, I"ve been over 'playing nice' for a long time - especially given what the State-Run Media tries to cram down our throats, and what the REGIME IS cramming down our throats...................so if I see ANYTHING that is worth busting it's ba**s, I'm gonna do it.

And you've got to weigh your own statement against what we think about libs, and how they want to tell us to run our lives, what to think, what to say, and so on. I think there's only a couple of 'distasteful' comments here........although I haven't gone back to count them.

Aloha on a cool, clear Friday evening from an outer island in Hawaii.

#71 really killa*

..." weigh your own statement against what we think about libs....."

Well killa,,,go back and read the entire thread and you will see clear examples of why LIBS think of conservatives as ignorant rednecks.

Some of the comments are entertaining, others are inappropriate for a public forum.  Profanity is a sign of poor language skills and inability  to properly express ones thoughts and ideas with clarity and respectful discourse....style notwithstanding.

Why should we give libs examples to prove their bigotry and stereotypes for ALL of us?

#72 I'm stickin' (Obamaspeak)

I'm stickin' (Obamaspeak) with my statement, Ms. Caj...................I've READ all sorts of statements from 'the other side', and I know a LOT of libs over here in Hawaii, so I know what I'm sayin'. And why should I/we CARE what they think of us anyway - given their own issues?? You've seen what happens in the media and the public forum when 'conservatives/Republicans' try to 'make nice' with these guys............they're basically digging their own graves. I'm not gonna do it like that, and a whole lot of other people aren't either............too bad most of our 'leaders' can't summon up enough testoserone and testicular fortitude to lay it on the line with these phonies in the political arena and their willing accomplices in the State-Run Media.

Actually, in some instances, I think profanity hits the nail right on the head - especially if you're dealing with morons who usually don't hear anything else besides their own voice.............but you've got to be able to back up your thoughts and points.

I'm not tryin' to be confrontive or antagonistic here, Ms. lovely and petite Ms. Caj - I'm just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past tryin' to get through this life, playin' by THEIR rules - because THEIR rules have put us in a big hole - economically, socially, mentally, intellectually, spiritually, and personally. And I'm not some dark, angry, evil, aggresive Nazi/terrorist/bigot/intolerant (fill in whatever other adjectives that you, me, and millions of others have been called) whacked-out right-wing nutjob, either. I wake up every day with optimism, good cheer, humor, and as much sharpness and cleverness as my little peabrain and my inner spirit can muster - and I have to admit that it's not getting any easier to be that way!!!

If I see cockroaches, centipedes, termites, vermin, or any other undesireable critters in or around my house - I don't spend a lot of time trying to convince them that they shouldn't be there...............my immediate response is KABOOM!!! My mentality towards libs is the same way - I'm a live and let live kind of guy, but if THEIR lifestyle and agenda and idealology starts working it's my into MY life (and I'm very good at minding my own business), it's gonna be toilet time, and I'm doin' the flushing.

And, remember, ma'am, that this thread is about a girlie-man 'news reporter' who HAS been photographed BOWING to Boy Barry, who has been photographed BOWING to Kings, Emporers, and leaders in OTHER countries - talking about how HOT Mr. Universe looks topless.....................now, if you can get any more ludicrous than that, I'd like to hear about it!!!

#73 Agree somewhat killa*

Obama was just jealous because he was not the first to go shirtless

I agree that this administration is not only able to draw anger but fear as well. That fear sometimes is expressed in aggressive and disrespectful terms.  ALL of us get angry but not all of us are fond of profanity.

I am also sick of liberals but it doesnt mean we have to chase them off the cliff and go down with them.  We can fight without using their tactics.  That is how we beat the British the first go 'round, standing firm on OUR ground.  We should defend our patriotism any way we can but the flag and our honor should never be shown through foul language.  

Are we done?

#74 Why should we be done, Ms.

Why should we be done, Ms. Cajun?? Don't you want me to keep flirting with you???

#75 LOL killa*

Cajun is getting old and flirting rarely comes my way...didn't recognize it., been so long..;-)

#76 Well, wake up, girlie!!! One

Well, wake up, girlie!!! One of my main personality glitches is that I refuse to admit that I'm getting older!!! It helps me to stay alive............plus, I'm a big fan of 'chemistry', passion,and optimism - so I guess you could say I'm 'delusional'!!!! I guess we could ask the good Doc Sam for some expert advice about my detachment from reality!!!

#77 Catch a hint Killa,when all the babes call you SIR it's over

Then again it ain't over till it's over lol

Surf up a bit here this week small kine Haiku, Peahi (Jaws). 

Setting records....[...]all jet-skis moved aside as a safety measure when several daring and capable surfers pushed a trend that blew everyone away – paddling into the monster waves without towing.

20 foot wave is a different animal than a 40 foot to fast to paddle into, fast moving roaring monster.

#78 I was watching some video

I was watching some video clips of 'da boyz' paddling into some serious Peahi sets!!! We could only wish that our 'leaders' had HALF the balls that these guys have!!

Last night I took a bomb on the head - it broke about 10 feet in front of me - after the sun had gone down - I just dove for the bottom and hoped that my leash wouldn't break!! Today was excellent - 4-6 'Hawaiian', which means that it was 8-12' faces, and really good shape - and not very crowded in the mid-morning, although that changed around lunchtime..........so I could get outof there, happy, and come home to watch some NFL.

Ya gotta admit, no ka oi, that the 'bathing suits' these surfer girls 'wear' over here are REALLY conducive to keeping a smile on your face - as if we don't have enough beauty over here as it is!!! And while I haven't been called 'sir' too much, I wince when they call me 'MR.'!!!!!!!

#79 killa...which are the "couple of comments" you find distasteful,

say, from the following collection [some paraphrased]:

--POS douchebag

--[Obama] make(s) me F-ing puke...F-ing fruitboy

--Hoping [Obama] has contracted AIDS--the African "slim disease"

--[telling Obama] to "shut up you f*cking (original unedited) faggot"

--Brian Williams "gushing on himself" with "throbbing boner"

--[Obama] wimp-assed flaming faggot

Please understand, killa, I'm much less interested in insisting upon a completely pristine website with sanitized comments as I am in determining what the rules of posting are and expecting that they will be enforced with at least a reasonable degree of consistency.

Just a few weeks ago, I was drawn and quartered by a whole slew of folks merely because I QUOTED an expletive [the f-word] posted by others on a linked website page.  Poor ucw's tender sensibilities were so aggrieved by my offense that he felt it necessary to add my name to Denny Crane's Hall of Shame list of NB Vulgarians.  [I see that ucw has commented on this thread without objection to any post content.  Apparently his sensibilities have since toughened up considerably.]

Anyway, just my thoughts on the subject. 

Watched some of the PGA tournament earlier from Kapalua.  The weather, the ocean, the beach, the whales frolicking in crystal blue seas, the golf course--everything looked absolutely gorgeous!

Aloha...

Jer

#80 Well, Jer, ol'

Well, Jer, ol' buddy..............let me look at your list. I see 'douchbag' all over the place, so that's not a big deal - although I don't particularly like the phrase. The 'F-ing' stuff is marginal............but, to be honest, this guy is such a prick and a punk that I have a hard time refuting anything that is said about him - regardless of what the lovely and petite Ms. Cajun says. The 'slim disease' statement???? No big deal.

I know Miss Ninjie-Poo a little bit, and she's a straight-up kind of girl - but I was rather surprised to read her whole comment - or maybe I was surprised that the website printed it.

The 'gushing/boner' thing was a little too much...........not to me, but maybe for the thread. But the 'gushing' part of it was instigated by the web.

Did I say 'wimp-assed faggot'??? If that's the case - it's OK, because it's true!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!

I saw your thread when it happened - I didn't get involved, because I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I've been trying to learn how to 'pick my battles'...........and that wasn't serious enough for me to weigh in on. You probably got a lot of abuse because you're the 'resident lib'..............but I can't get that wrapped up in it.

Oh yeah, it was a beautiful Hawaiian day..........and the surf was spectacular. And, yeah, I think the whales are starting to arrive, although I've only seen a couple of 'spouts' so far..........but today, there were a LOT of turtles swimming around in the surf.

Aloha for now,

Killa

#81 Killa, WHY?

Why were you surprised that they printed my "yelling at the radio" comment, when I've done that a couple of times AT LEAST since I dared to let my Obama hate-flag fly!

(H/T Crosby,Stills, Nash, and Young... "Almost Cut My Hair")

Correction: I DESPISE anyone who is trying to undermine/weaken/destroy my country! And BHO is doing all that!

#82 Ms. Ninjie=Poo

Hey there girlie......I've just come back online. Well, I wasn't surprised by your own statement, because I know the kind of woman you are, and I agree with you completely. But maybe I haven't seen the whole 'f' work printed here too often - although Dave has been known to go on a 'tirade' once in a while, and others have used it - including me - but I'm never sure if the website moniters are going to let it fly or not.

But - it has nothing to do with where you're coming from, as you know. I was just trying to give Jer some kind of answer to his questions - personally, I thought the whole thread was rather entertaining - even though Ms. Cajun was taking a little issue with it. I like these haywire threads that meander down the road to idiocy.............they keep a little humor and irony fresh in my peabrain.

Just keep being yourself, girlie - you're A+ in my eyes!!!

#83 Right Back Atcha, Killa

.........................................................................your unique use of periods and all!

#84 Cry me a river *er J*r Je* Jer

I see you are still using one of your favorite words, humm like 5 times in one post be brave and skip the use of "*".

You are unable to accurately describe( only lie) about  what really went on..

I was drawn and quartered by a whole slew of folks merely because I QUOTED an expletive [the f-word] posted by others on a linked website page.

Care to revise this part of your statement [the f-word]? Fill it in exactly as I linked it to Denny's Foul Language Forum...Come on man up. If and when I happen to read your posts without all that **** stuff in it I gladly place you on the Denny list, again. Quit being sooooo confused, read Denny's list again, he placed it there, for your education and for your much needed guidance.

Once again go to the top of the page and press "BLOG" you will find yourself on a web page with Comments on a side bar. If you click on one you are sent directly to the comment, that's what happened to me...Just to let you know I'll post where ever I like.

I drove by Kapalua, Maui just last week, stopped here.

:-P ...Have a Happy New Year

#85 Obviously you remain befuddled by simple facts, ucw....

so you persist in your deceit and dissembling while you further expose your hypocrisy. This episode has been one of your least impressive displays of rational thinking and laudable behavior in memory.

Man up? No problem. I'm not trying to conceal anything. I spelled out the "f-word"on that earlier occasion exactly as it had appeared in the phrase I quoted which precipitated the flare-up [and just as it was spelled out in the comment on this thread which I alluded to in my prior post].  But I assured cajun and 26CX then that I would never again spell it out even when quoting the originally unedited expletive.  Doing so in the incident a few weeks ago is precisely why you reported me to Denny's forum.  I'm confident if I spelled it out again--even though it would be an accurate replication of its usage on this thread--you would triumphantly add it to the forum as yet another example of my alleged penchant for vulgarity.  Such is the nature of your hypocrisy.  And your pathetic and despicable smear that it is "one of my favorite words" typifies your lack of concern for fairness and honesty--at least as it relates to your conduct on this topic.  You may be, and probably are, a great guy with a sterling character in other respects.  But this case hasn't been one of your shining moments.

My wife and I stayed very near where that photo was taken when we were in Maui for a few days about 15 years ago.  We both loved it...she especially, and has been bugging me to take her back there ever since.

Happy New Year to you as well...

Jer

#86 Chance em brah.

If I read it I'll post it, after all it's a foul language forum. What's foul, now that's a dice roll.

I have also posted on Denny's Spam Spam forum.. I don't catch all the spam and I don't read all the foul language on here NB. You act as if I'm the only one that posts to the foul language forum. The sheer number of times in the last month  you f-posted far exceeds the of sheer number of times you used another favorite word [my opinion] of yours; hypocrisy, do a word count. You don't like it, don't start me up by dragging my name into it.

Was that the same trip you missed the total solar eclipse? -Gulp- that was almost 21 years ago. Summer time is best time to visit, cooler than the mainland, less rain, lots of sun, and less tourists too. Oh yea that eclipse was in the summer time...

What are the odds, I was viewing TV and what do you know the Kapalua  Mercedes Hyundai Tournament of Champions game was on... The golfers were driving off the 11 tee.... And in the background, the surf was pounding at the best surf wave location on Maui in Honolua  Bay. The big waves break there like 5 times a year. Whale soup out there in the Ocean, lots of zoom ins on flapin and flopin whales, No zoom ins of surf views, If they did the golf channel would lose viewers to surf channel.

#87 Sigh...

"The sheer number of times in the last month you f-posted far exceeds the of sheer number of times you used another favorite word [my opinion] of yours; hypocrisy, do a word count."

I'm unsure whether to put that statement in the category of Comically Absurd, Utterly Bizarre, or Flat-out Lie. Actually, it fits well in all three, so I'll go with that--unless you count, say, killa's reference to miss911ninja's using the f-word as "f-posting" by killa, and my referring to killa's reference as another instance of my "f-posting". And, if that's the case, I'll need to add a fourth category: Sheer Idiocy.

Jer

#88 Democrat Jers' Last hope

Hay Pal,

Killa knows how to surf, and is able to surf around here on NB without ending up on a Foul language forum. You on the other hand, went over the falls and landed head first on your foam top board and broke that sucker in half.

Man you are truly bankrupt, as this appears to be the number one thing you care about here on NB.

So you screw up, and it's my fault? Congratulations  that is the standard  run of the mill Lib Logic.

Try switching gears, play the I'm leaving NB story again, lots of new posters here that have never ever heard of that so very very sad story.

#89 So, ucw...

This is your cue to lie again about how the f-word is one of my favorite words and how you also call out conservatives for using it. But, how about utilizing one of those entertaining surfing analogies for a break in the monotony. The one in your last post was absolutely hilarious.

Jer

#90 Woah .... Foul falls,first foam,fault, are now on your list

Hummm, are you going with all five, or just the 2 that are the four letter ones.
You know for me to be ah prevaricatin, in my previous post.
Hint: The next time you feel an f-word coming on, go and post it in a forum somewhere.

#91 Another forum? Forget it...

Far more fun flinging your feeble and feckless fallacies back in your face.

Jer

#92 That's funny

fella

#93 The Highest Form of Flattery

He was imitating his nemesis matthewdean!

#94 Comrade Zero, No Shirt - No Jobs - No Talent

Leave it to closet homo Brian Williams to catch a chubby while drooling over Barry's pathetic body.  This empty-headed clown is the worst athlete-in-chief since Eisenhower.

Want to See A Grown Man Chopping Broccoli?

The Dorkberry goes farther than the golf bal.

Bar none, that is the WORST golf swing I have ever seen.

You would think Barry would be a little better after getting 100 rounds in ...

The Obamination... A crisis leading to a catastrophe..(please donate to MRC)

#95 A great example of hard on

A great example of hard on journalism...no, wait.... I mean hard core journalism...no, wait ...I mean...come to think of it, I said what I mean.

#96 Wasn't/isn't George W. Bush

Wasn't/isn't George W. Bush in pretty good shape?? And didn't he look a helluva lot more manly when he was riding his bike??

Oh, yeah.....he wasn't 'glib' (neither is Barry), he wasn't a lib, and he wasn't 'black'.

#97 Excuse me

I'm going to go throw up now. Be right back.

If you're not getting flak, you're not over the target.

#98 Of course, with Bush, fitness is an "obsession"

George W. Bush, in his late 50's, was an avid physical fitness buff, and looked as fit as Obama did. Did the media give Bush cred for that? On the contrary, they said it was an "obsession" which was "typical" with "recovering alcoholics." Can't win for nothing with this crowd.

EDIT: So to put this in perspective: Is Obama's fitness situation due to the fact he was a coke addict before?

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andrewmcfbrown/100062940/bushs-obsessi...

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#99 ⇒ Big difference

President Bush wasn't rubbing his bare moobies up against the cameras with "Private Dancer" playing in the background.

He that lives upon HOPE will die fasting - Ben Franklin

#100 Lap Dance

Speaking of a private dance, does anyone doubt that Brian Williams would pay big bucks for a lap dance from BHO?

#101 Miss

It only costs $38,000 to attend an Obama pep rally. A lap dance can probably be bartered down to about $3.

#102 Yeah, but you've got to shell

Yeah, but you've got to shell out another big chunk of change to get a photo with Boy Barry and Moooooooooooooochelle. I guess it costs extra to fit her big caboose into the photo!!!!

#103 Wow...

"I mean, isn't he just the most virile hunk of presidential man-flesh you've ever seeeeeeeen?"

#104 Shall we rename the NBC (GE) bldg '30 Ba-rock 'or '30 Rock hard?

With his policies, class warfare speeches and these shirtless, "Putin-esque" propaganda pictures our President seems to be all-in now as an out and out socialist, communist, Peron-ist, etc tyrant. And of course don't forget pissing on the Constitution the other day with those non-recess recess appts.

The funny or sad thing about these Barack the Jock photos is that he throws like a girl. Google his throwing of the ceremonial first pitch at the 2009 All Star game in Chicago. My 8 yr old daughter has a better arm---no joke. And basketball?, he looks like the guy that doesn't go near the paint--just throws up 25 footers and then cries foul every time you block his girlie shots.

W (or Condi) would kick his commie butt in sports or just plain kick it for that matter.

#105 NY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos "Masculinity Gone Wild!"

The New York Times recently fawned over pictures of Obama riding a bicycle by characterizing him as an example of "masculinity gone wild." By the look of the pictures I'm want to disagree. http://www.thedailyrash.com/ny-times-calls-obama-bicycle-photos-rugged-m...

#106 He's more like 'masculinity

He's more like 'masculinity gone awry'........

#107 Brian and Barack "Man's Country" gay club Chicago

Brian is just the sort of man? Barack likes. Brian's heart must be all affluter as he hopes for some quiet time with Barack!!

Death Before Dishonor

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