Newsweek Ranks America's 'Horniest' Colleges
By Ken Shepherd | August 31, 2011 | 10:01
If you want to know the best universities and colleges in the country, you might turn to US News. But suppose you want to know the horniest. Well, for that you'd have to consult Newsweek.
Say what you will about the pre-Daily Beast-merger Newsweek -- it was doubtless liberal and strongly slanted to the left -- but it never, to my knowledge, tried to muscle in on Playboy's turf and find the best schools for hands-on anatomical studies.
Here's their, um, methodology:
Methodology: To find the best 25 schools for hookups we used four data points: each college’s score for girls, guys, and campus strictness from College Prowler (a higher campus-strictness score indicates a less-strict campus culture), and the male-female ratio with data from the National Center for Education Statistics, with better scores given to gender egalitarian schools that ensure both genders have a fair shot at a hookup. Each data point was weighted equally, and extra credit was given for schools that landed on Playboy’s best-party-school list for 2011.
Stay classy, Newsweek.
Comments
#1 Sigh.
Submitted by Flig Narson on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:12am.
And the collapse of western civilization continues, right on schedule.
#2 Bet you all started clicking
Submitted by Caringwhiteguy on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:13am.
Bet you all started clicking away to find out where your alma mater ranked:-)
#3 Wow.
Submitted by GG_NB on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:14am.
It's difficult to think of something as dumb as this!
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#4 Oh, crud~
Submitted by GG_NB on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:16am.
Now my "new comments" will keep re-directing me back to this stupidity. Ugh.
"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan
#5 Caring White Guy~
Submitted by GG_NB on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:20am.
No, I honestly did not. I don't care.
Hey, can I have an "opt out"? Sometimes I'd like to be able to make one comment on a thread without having to ever see it again!
"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
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#6 These are the "serious" journalists?
Submitted by drsamherman on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:22am.
Remember the "journalists" vs. "pajama-wearing bloggers" thing a few years ago?
I think the pajama-wearing bloggers are the adults in the room. The journalists are the preteens whispering dirty words and making prank phone calls.
Oy.
#7 vey.
Submitted by GG_NB on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:24am.
.
"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
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#8 Thank goodness those kids
Submitted by Free Stinker on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:29am.
Thank goodness those kids aren't wasting their time studying . . . /sarcasm off
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#9 Hey, I know!
Submitted by StarAZ on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 1:20pm.
Rename that rag The Daily Breast.
#10 Out of curiosity
Submitted by shawn. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:24am.
Which college ranked number 1 ;-)
#11 LOL
Submitted by StarAZ on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 1:20pm.
Bet Mom and Dad, ponying up the $45K a year, loved this one... Tina Brown never disappoints--unfailingly sensational and stupid mixed.
#12 Nice graphic, is that a syringe filled with penicillin?
Submitted by upcountrywater on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 1:29pm.
.
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#13 Sold for $1 what else can one expect from Newsweek!
Submitted by gruyere cheese on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 5:55pm.
Not exactly intelligent journalism! I wonder, who exactly still reads that rag of a magazine anyways?
#14 Too bad~
Submitted by GG_NB on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 6:40pm.
That's $1.00 too much.
"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan
#15 So basically it was a ranking
Submitted by VBaxter on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:54pm.
So basically it was a ranking of where the girls are the easiest. Sorry, I actually like to try when it comes to a relationship.
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#16 No, I honestly did not. I
Submitted by bagtree on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 4:15am.
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Too bad it's not the eatin' kind, upc. I understand ya'll are fond of that stuff out yonder.
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