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Newsweek Ranks America's 'Horniest' Colleges

Ken Shepherd's picture

If you want to know the best universities and colleges in the country, you might turn to US News. But suppose you want to know the horniest. Well, for that you'd have to consult Newsweek.

Say what you will about the pre-Daily Beast-merger Newsweek -- it was doubtless liberal and strongly slanted to the left -- but it never, to my knowledge, tried to muscle in on Playboy's turf and find the best schools for hands-on anatomical studies.

Here's their, um, methodology:

Methodology: To find the best 25 schools for hookups we used four data points: each college’s score for girls, guys, and campus strictness from College Prowler (a higher campus-strictness score indicates a less-strict campus culture), and the male-female ratio with data from the National Center for Education Statistics, with better scores given to gender egalitarian schools that ensure both genders have a fair shot at a hookup. Each data point was weighted equally, and extra credit was given for schools that landed on Playboy’s best-party-school list for 2011.

Stay classy, Newsweek.

Comments

#1 Sigh.

And the collapse of western civilization continues, right on schedule.

#2 Bet you all started clicking

Bet you all started clicking away to find out where your alma mater ranked:-)

#3 Wow.

It's difficult to think of something as dumb as this!

"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan

#4 Oh, crud~

Now my "new comments" will keep re-directing me back to this stupidity. Ugh.

"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan

#5 Caring White Guy~

No, I honestly did not. I don't care.

Hey, can I have an "opt out"? Sometimes I'd like to be able to make one comment on a thread without having to ever see it again!

"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan

#6 These are the "serious" journalists?

Remember the "journalists" vs. "pajama-wearing bloggers" thing a few years ago?

I think the pajama-wearing bloggers are the adults in the room. The journalists are the preteens whispering dirty words and making prank phone calls.

Oy.

#7 vey.

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"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan

#8 Thank goodness those kids

Thank goodness those kids aren't wasting their time studying . . . /sarcasm off

#9 Hey, I know!

Rename that rag The Daily Breast.

 

 

#10 Out of curiosity

Which college ranked number 1 ;-)

#11 LOL

Bet Mom and Dad, ponying up the $45K a year, loved this one... Tina Brown never disappoints--unfailingly sensational and stupid mixed.

 

 

#12 Nice graphic, is that a syringe filled with penicillin?

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#13 Sold for $1 what else can one expect from Newsweek!

Not exactly intelligent journalism! I wonder, who exactly still reads that rag of a magazine anyways?

#14 Too bad~

That's $1.00 too much.

"If not us, who? If not now, when?"
~Ronald Reagan

#15 So basically it was a ranking

So basically it was a ranking of where the girls are the easiest. Sorry, I actually like to try when it comes to a relationship.

Minimum Government, Maximum Freedom.
Ron Paul 2012

#16 No, I honestly did not. I

No, I honestly did not. I don't care.

Hey, can I have an "opt out"? Sometimes I'd like to be able to make one comment on a thread without having to ever see it again!

#17 Well the good thing bagtree, we won't be seeing any more of U

You have been BAGGED...

#18 5 pages of spam

Too bad it's not the eatin' kind, upc. I understand ya'll are fond of that stuff out yonder.

#19 B, Yea, I had one red reply to 10 old posts on my tracking page

 

Oh spam Musubi is really cheap, why it's big here. I tried it not something I search for while dining out.

O'bama...$35,800 is the going rate...

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